scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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