dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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