the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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