Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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