Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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