We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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