I wish I could punch you in the face.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
