Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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