In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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