Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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