The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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