I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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