Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Randomize
