So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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