I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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