It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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