Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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