Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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