Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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