Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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