Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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