How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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