Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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