Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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