Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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