found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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