Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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