Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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