i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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