I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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