there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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