Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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