If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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