and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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