hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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