Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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