Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize