At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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