Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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