90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
