found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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