Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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