the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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