I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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