Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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