honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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