sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
why is half of my head shaved?
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