I should be sponsored by Trojan
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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