I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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