if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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