maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
4 words: hood of his car
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
