Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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