I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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