just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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